Things overheard at Wal Ma*t

I mentioned yesterday that I went for a quick run to WM last night. I was there only a short time but I did hear some interesting conversations.
Conversation #1 was between a family that consisted of mom (m) , dad (d) and a boy (tyler) (t)about 7 years old.
m - Tyler get over here
t- giggle as he doesn't move
m- Tyler get over here or I will bust you a**
t- giggle giggle
m- tyler put that down or I will bust your a**
t- giggle giggle (never putting anything down)
m- tyler put that down or I will bust you a**
t- giggle giggle
d- tyler you know what will happen if you don't put that down
t- giggle giggle keep playing with stuff he should not in grocery section
m and d keep talking to each other then after a few turn around to see if t is still around
m- tyler come on or I will bust your a**
t- giggle giggle but he did follow because we were all at the end of a row.
next row...
m- tyler get off of the shelves or I will bust your a**
t- giggle as he keeps climbing
m- come on tyler lets go down here
m- tyler I am going to bust your a**
I think you probably get the picture..I finally walked away and skipped a few aisles so I didn't have to listen to tyler giggle and his mom threatening things that would never happen.
Conversation 2 was between a young mother(m) and her about 3 year old daughter(D).
D- mommy I want a buffon like you
m- What honey?
D- I want a buffon like you
m- What is a buffon?
D- You know,I want a bufftong like you.
m- Sweetie I don't know what a bufftong is. Think about it and tell me again.
D- (very loud) I WANT A BUTT THONG LIKE YOU!