Sunday, July 06, 2008

There goes the neighborhood

I think I have new neighbors, but more about that later. First here are a few pictures from our July 4th celebration.

This morning when I woke up and stepped outside I heard them. My new neighbors were noisy and annoying that early in the morning. The house above me has been for sale for a long time and I have been waiting for someone to buy it so I could have new neighbors. I guess I will have to wait a little longer because these new neighbors didn't buy the house. They prefer the wild, living in the woods in large groups. I don't have to worry about these neighbors partying all night and keeping us awake. They seem to prefer their parties early in the morning. I'm not sure what the reason was behind the party this morning but my first guess would be an orgy. My new neighbors, who we shall call the turkey family, spent the morning cluck cluck clucking around behind my house. Every few minutes the cluck of one or two of them would get more excited, more of a cluck, cluck, clucluck, cluckkkk,cluckkcluckkcluckk! Then all would calm down a few minutes and soon would start again. Either someone in the turkey family was getting lucky or they were having a contest to see who could tell the biggest lie. This afternoon they are quiet again, probably enjoying their post orgy cigarettes and nap.


kim-d said...

Leave it to you to have turkeys for neighbors. But, say! That's not such a bad thing, what with the price of groceries going up, up, up. Can you say "HAPPY THANKSGIVING" a little early? BWAHAHAHA!

Monkling said...

I'll trade neighbors with you.

Lanny said...

Too funny!

Kellan said...

What is that thing - a huge turkey? How funny!

Have a good day - Kellan