Wednesday, March 11, 2009


I'm sure I have mentioned it a thousand couple of times in the past but I'm going to do it again. Superhubby has a bunch of little old ladies that call all of the time, wanting him to do some odd jobs for them. One job he does quite often is to clean out their rental houses when the renters move out. Renters tend to move without taking all of their stuff. Most of the time the stuff they leave is stuff that isn't worth moving, but someone has to get it out of the house. Last weekend we cleaned out a house in town where the people left 124 whiskey bottles some treasures. Sometimes cleaning these houses out makes me a little sad. This one wasn't too bad but I did find a Christmas list a little girl had made. I wonder how much of this she got for Christmas since her parents obviously spend most of their money on whiskey.
Here is her list, spelled just like she had it. She is either very young with very teenage dreams or she is a teenager who will not graduate from high school anytime in this century. While you are sitting around with nothing to do, figure out these words. It's kind of like a brain teaser.
1. mackup
2. heirspray
3. blacfingernel polish
4. selphone
5. camara
6. bodyspra
7. jeens
8. bedroomsoot
9. gormboy intindo ds
10. fack tatttoos
11. nose pirs
12. a peair of boots
13. a woolit with monny into it
14. ohio stat rug
15. bunny rabit
16. bracilit
17. nedkeles
18. jumprop
19. eres pers


Mary Ellen said...

Holy cow. Scary. Let's hope it's a very young girl. You probably grow up fast with those whiskey-drinking parents!

Lanny said...

O mi! Thers nuthin speld rite one thayt lest, iz ther? Por ked tho, i cen't imajin hir lif iz e-z weth al thayt alkohal.